1. JoLee didn’t want me to do this.
2. I want a sleeve tattoo.
3. Sometimes I get the urge to punch old people in the back of the head.
4. I feel very blessed to have had the opportunity to get an MBA – but sometimes I feel like it has hampered my ability to think creatively.
5. I think the TV show Intervention is a perfect example of the law of diminishing marginal utility. Watching people ruin their lives with drugs is only interesting the first season.
6. I miss my family and want to move back to Texas someday.
7. I genuinely think I am a good rapper.
8. When its time for me to have kids I want to name my boy Jack.
9. I know how lucky I am to be with JoLee.
10. Cheaters is one of the greatest television show concepts of all time – whether it’s fake or not.
11. Sometimes I think I’m fat.
12. I have never actually been satisfied with my hair for more than a few days.
13. I think I can run as fast now as I used to.
14. I don’t shower everyday and I don’t think there is anything wrong with it.
15. I think MTV is the cause of everything wrong with the world. But I still watch it sometimes.
16. I hate monopoly. Nothing should take 9 hours.
17. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.
18. I hope someday I can read all of the books I buy.
19. I like to talk about naming pets after humans – right now my favorites are Kevin and Sharon. But I don’t like the thought of actually having pets.
20. I was never able to use a Slip N Slide because my pelvic bones stick out funny.
21. I don’t drink. Not because I think its bad or because I’m not supposed to but because I think alcohol tastes like Windex.
22. I plan on wearing Converse to my funeral. I dare you to name a clothing brand that has had a longer significance in pop culture than Converse.
23. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
24. I think the space program is a gigantic waste of money.
25. My dream job is to be the backup punter on an NFL team.
2. I want a sleeve tattoo.
3. Sometimes I get the urge to punch old people in the back of the head.
4. I feel very blessed to have had the opportunity to get an MBA – but sometimes I feel like it has hampered my ability to think creatively.
5. I think the TV show Intervention is a perfect example of the law of diminishing marginal utility. Watching people ruin their lives with drugs is only interesting the first season.
6. I miss my family and want to move back to Texas someday.
7. I genuinely think I am a good rapper.
8. When its time for me to have kids I want to name my boy Jack.
9. I know how lucky I am to be with JoLee.
10. Cheaters is one of the greatest television show concepts of all time – whether it’s fake or not.
11. Sometimes I think I’m fat.
12. I have never actually been satisfied with my hair for more than a few days.
13. I think I can run as fast now as I used to.
14. I don’t shower everyday and I don’t think there is anything wrong with it.
15. I think MTV is the cause of everything wrong with the world. But I still watch it sometimes.
16. I hate monopoly. Nothing should take 9 hours.
17. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.
18. I hope someday I can read all of the books I buy.
19. I like to talk about naming pets after humans – right now my favorites are Kevin and Sharon. But I don’t like the thought of actually having pets.
20. I was never able to use a Slip N Slide because my pelvic bones stick out funny.
21. I don’t drink. Not because I think its bad or because I’m not supposed to but because I think alcohol tastes like Windex.
22. I plan on wearing Converse to my funeral. I dare you to name a clothing brand that has had a longer significance in pop culture than Converse.
23. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
24. I think the space program is a gigantic waste of money.
25. My dream job is to be the backup punter on an NFL team.
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